Just shippin' my heart out(:
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Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
oh my god
“I intended for my plan to go this way”
“I am beginning to be a horse” omg
Holy cow.
Can I PLEASE have kids like this?!!!
i rARE ON THE TOILET OMG WHAT EVEN
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tell kayla not to read the milk fic
just-sit-back-and-relapse-again:
she wants to
tell her not to
make her understand why we all dread it
im not letting her read it
please
save a life
tell her not to.
NOBODY NEEDS TO READ THE MILK FIC.
NO PERSONS MIND DESERVES THE SUFFERING OF THE MILK FIC. NO ONE. NO ONE AT ALL.
i enjoyed it
Yeah idk I didn’t hate it in all honestly
Reblog if you have an imaginary life inside your head
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When you’re looking at naughty things on the computer. And then your parents come home…
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Ian’s
normalpauses are so rare and beautiful :)
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